Random Hetalia Sims Silliness

By Captain Chaotica!!

PART ONE

Note: I did all this stuff BEFORE playing the "Become One With Russia" challenge. So if things seem a bit out of order, that's why.



Draw a circle, that's the Earth...

The Axis Powers! Sim-fascism never looked so cute! (I tried to pose them/angle the camera in such a way that it looks as close to that one promo/cover shot for the series as possible. Heh. I didn't have Italy's proper uniform at the time, but we can all agree that him NOT looking military is totally appropriate.)



AMERICA: DUUUUUDES, this totally heroic lineup of heroic awesomeness can begin! I'm in the middle, of course. 'Cos I'm the HERO!
I wish there were more poses, but some of them are too perfect. The flirty winky wave is SO France. England didn't show up in my SimBin so I had to make him from scratch and fudge things like his hair and outfit as well. His uniform isn't the right colour, but it is the one I've got on my UNIT characters from Doctor Who! :)



Germanic...er, Sims! Prussia, of course, is doing the same pose as America. But don't tell him that. ;)



"Happy" little dysfunctional colonial family! From left to right: France, England, America and...huh? Did you hear that? Is someone else here?
(Canada is made by me, by taking America and tweaking him a little. I couldn't find a plain, long-sleeved hoodie so I went with "lumberjack" plaid flannel instead (how could I resist?)...and the long hair is to make him look a little more like France.)



Italies! VENEZIANO: Welcome to my home! (smile)
ROMANO: Lick my vital region, nerd.
Some people make both Italies COMPLETELY identical in their games...but if you actually look at them in the anime, Romano is a bit swarthier than Veneziano in all respects. So, I had fun trying to find just slightly-darker versions of everything I used for my Northern-Italy's colouring, for him.
And it worked! :)

Oh, and BOTH these guys were made from scratch. I used the same face template and then tried to tweak them both exactly the same amount by memory.



Een Soviet Sim-Rrussia, peecturre take YOU! (AAAH MY EYES! I've gotta stop taking pictures of blondies in front of a blindingly yellow wall. Anyhoo.)
Ukraine, Russia, and Belarus, obviously. In Ukraine's case only her outfit showed up in my game so I had to make her appearance from scratch (and probably got her eye-colour wrong--I'm a new Hetalia fan, not an expert) and fudge Belarus's hairdo, as that also didn't show up. Also her bow. But HEY, this hairdo comes with its own built-in bow, so no floating blue accessories! Also it suits the fuck out of her. Got rather a Sinister Lolita thing goin' on.



And finally, in their snowy little alpine chalet, Switzerland and Liechtenstein!
Liechtenstein's outfits both don't have teen versions, her bow was a dead link, and the only other bow on the correct side of the head that I had was attached to a headband that stuck way into the air over her just-like-Switzerland hairdo. So I had to fudge EVERYTHING about her teen look. Hopefully you get the idea.
(Why is she a teenager? Well, I obviously had to make her younger/smaller looking than Switzerland, so...)

Wanna know something awesome? (Yes, Prussia, BESIDES you.) This is a house I had saved to the bin after having been played for a while, so it started off ALREADY IN WINTER! Isn't that neat? I got alpine snow for their background without having to work for it at all! :)



The Embassy! Aka the main household. I've had these animated flags forever and now, I finally have an excuse to USE them. :)



So. Seconds after moving in, Germany and Japan are playing red-hands (after "sensing the mood", I assume) and France and England are pillow-fighting. My surprise. Where does it start.
CHINA: You western civilizations are so immature!
RANDOM TOWNIE: ...what the hell just happened to the neighborhood?



JAPAN: Hee hee, did you hear about Ukraine?
GERMANY: Tee-hee, yeah, I heard she...existed.
Seriously, guys, how can you gossip about a Sim who was just barely created?!



RUSSIA: Wot? How would I kno?
These names will NEVER stop making every game message awesome. Ever. (dies laughing)



GASP! People noticing Canada! Now you KNOW this is some crazy whacked-out alternate universe.
(Notice I didn't even mention the green alien superhero who showed up as part of the welcome wagon, or Black Canary arguing with China. That kind of thing is just de rigeur for Strangetown. Also the redhead in the leather jacket is a werewolf, of course.)



More noticing! France I get because I set him as Canada's "parent", but China is either being really nice or happy to see him leave.
(My GOD look at the primary colours in this picture! It's almost all red, blue, and yellow!)

In case you're wondering, Canada is going off to live in the secondary house, with the likes of Romano, Austria, Hungary etc. You'll see him again--or possibly not, since it's Canada we're talking about.



Cliche dinner, WHOOO!! :) Japan has rice and fish cakes (would've been sushi but it turned out I didn't have any in my game), Italy has ~~PASTAAAA!~~ of course (and has decided to eat it telekinetically from across the table, for some reason) and Germany is DEADLY SERIOUS about his sausages and potatoes. As he should be.



Getting just three Sims to eat specific, different foods all at the same time was hard enough (SIT DOWN and EAT YOUR DAMN STEREOTYPES!), so after that ordeal, I had very little hope of getting the Allies to all sit down at once and eat hamburgers/scones/fried rice/croissants/borscht at the same time (and yes, I have all those). So when those five and only those five decided to sit down and eat at the same time AT ALL, I leapt at the screenshot opportunity. And is anybody surprised that France is already half-naked?

Yes. We expected him to be FULLY naked. ;) (To his credit, he is having an intelligent conversation about the oil crisis while "dressed" like that...)



Do NOT get between America and his hamburgers. He will END you.
(Those aren't his crumbs flying about, though, amazingly. Those are China's!)



BRITAIN: I say, old bean!



Meanwhile, over in a much prettier and less yellow house, Austria is very upset with all of you. And he's going to let you know. Through MUSIC.
(Isn't this a gorgeous shot?! Everything is fancy, and blue-and-red, and old-fashioned, and the rain is making the lighting all muted...)



Awww. Now THAT'S true love. Austria has no creativity skill points yet, as he's just been created, so his playing is actually terrible--and Hungary is smiling anyway. Such is the power of three bolts.



We invite the G8 over, and while Canada shy-dances, China forgets the steps and Japan does...something, Germany dances with GREAT INTENSITY. GRRR! Well, either that, or he's trying out a karate move Japan just taught him.
Look in the background--I LOVE the fact that it's Belarus and Romano--the two mean-spirited, insulting ones--who are laughing at everyone! Way to go, game. Freakishly in-character as always.



Italy in his workout clothes! Likely to be a very unusual sight (he's lazy as hell, so it's like pushing on a rope to get him to excercise for even one second), so enjoy it while it's here.



Meanwhile back at Austria's house, South Italy tries to drum up some tourism.
ROMANO: So, at my home, we have this thing called "sunshine". It makes the days "warm".
COLDER COUNTRIES: (fascinated)



Liechtenstein: Studying fire safety is fun, Big Brahther!
SWITZERLAND: Yeah. Reading now.
...ohmygod I just noticed there's a MOUNTAIN outside their window, that I also didn't place on purpose! EE! They really are in the Alps! :)



AXIS POWERS SIMTALIA: Taking over SimEarth--one neighborhood at a time!
(Switzerland and Liechtenstein aren't here because nobody else has met them yet so they couldn't be called over they are neutral and therefore abstained.)

Still, this is the largest group of Sims I've ever posed in one picture!



Random dinner between enemies and Germany, of course, eats his three-cheese salad with DEADLY INTENSITY. As he does everything else. Seriously, everything else. He practically ALWAYS has an expression on his face like whatever he's doing is UBER SERIOUS and must be done EXACTLY RIGHT.
Well. He is Germany. (shrug)



It's not Hetalia without at least one cat wandering around at random, so: KITTY!! His name? Figaro! Because Italy is the main character, so he gets to name it. :)
FIGARO: Man, I bet that Italy guy I haven't even met yet is awesome. Way more awesome than the hamburger-chomping yahoo who's actually petting me at the moment.
(The cat had never even SEEN Italy at this point--I sent America down to the pet store alone. Oh...kay. My game is broken. In the awesomest way possible.)



Oh god. Britain cooked. RUN.



Rather than risk death by British dinner, Germany decides to play chess with DEADLY INTENSITY. And I decide to take a picture of it, since it's totally in-character.



Hey France, Canada called. They want to talk to you about that whole "Quebec" thing.



A close-up on Italy's gooollden eyes as he does THE MOST PERFECTLY ITALYISH EXPRESSION EVAR OMG. (Well, aside from the fact that his eyes are OPEN. ;)) The wide-eyed innocent wonder at the rain thing is just so. Him.



RUSSIA: What, you never saw anybody eat borscht before?
With a fork? Can't say I have.



D'AWWW. For you France/UK fans--here ya go. ;)
(I...kinda was forced to set them up as spouses in Create-A-Sim in order to make Canada the kid of both of them, and then since you can't do half-siblings in Create-A-Sim, I kinda had to make America the kid of both too...*? but I do plan to break them up at some point in the future so they can act more canonly towards each other. And by "break them up", I mean, "let France be France and watch the ensuing fireworks. With popcorn.")

*Well, there is kinda the whole Louisiana Cajun/Creole thing. So yeah, France did have SOME influence on Young America...



Nice close-up on Russia where you can properly see his eye colour and such--I'm trying to get one of each character. The eyes he came with were the right colour...but didn't have proper pupils and kinda freaked me out a little.
(Okay, so that's appropriate for Russia. Still.)



Britain is STILL the very model of a modern English gentleman, without my even having to prompt him. In fact, he drank so much tea he actually got jittery!
Oh, and check out his awesome way better looking/more appropriate new uniform...from an anime I've never seen. :P But at least it's gorgeous and doesn't make him look jaundiced.



Meanwhile, East(ern animation) meets West--literally! as France greets Wally West of the DCU! I especially like that France's own flag is flapping overhead right in the shot, there. Makes it look more officially diplomatic.



FRANCE: I am zo going to pwn your sorry ass, no? With style. ;)



ITALY: Fire...can burn things? GASP!
...yeeeaah, ask Grandpa Rome about that one someday, kid.



While China and Japan take the idiot gaijin to the cleaners at Mah-Jong, Germany is STILL playing chess in the background. Several hours later. His...EVERYTHING was tanked, he had earned five points in one sitting and didn't stop, even though he was starving, until he finished the sixth. Because he's GERMANY. Bitch.
Wow, with willpower like that, he's either a Green Lantern...or a zarking idiot. Not that the two are mutually exclusive.



(snicker) France tells Italy a dirty joke (also to absolutely no-one's surprise) and...is it just me, or does it look like he really is doing the "nudge" part of the "wink wink, nudge nudge, saynomore" thing here? If so, England's had more of an effect on him than he might admit. ;)



Germany is also a neat freak. Shock.



(sings, dramatically) FIIII-GAAAA-ROOOOOO!
Hey, good job on having your eyes match the couch, by the way.



France would like to remind you all that he is very very sexy. And slick.





D'AWWWWWWWW. Britain + cat adorableness spam: GO! That expression he's got in the second picture might just be the most adorable thing I've ever seen in this game. (heart melts into a little squidgy puddle.)



...or maybe THIS is. AWWWWWWWW! And when you look under the covers, he's actually got his arms around Italy's waist...!
Oh, and even better--during the day, whenever Italy tried to hug, tickle, or do anything playful or physical with him, Germany was his usual reserved, uncomfortable self...but then when he's ASLEEP, he just instinctively cuddles Italy, without realising it, because of his True Feelings.

...my game is a shipper.



Meanwhile in other adorableness news: Communist Love!



Okay, so...you're flirting with the guy who just flirted with China (and it worked--look at the swooning), right in front of China, and also in front of Japan, at the exact moment that HE'S telling you how hot you are.

Oh, this isn't going to go down badly at all.



Britain SMILES while arguing. He did that same expression the whole time, even though it said "Argue" on the screen and they were all MINUS MINUS afterwards. Maybe it's the British sarcasm thing?
(Also tsundere x2: These two TOTALLY have the bolts for each other, so they express it by arguing.)



WHOAH! You are just off today, aren't you, Germany?
(What gets me is how calm all their "relatives" are being about this--especially Mr. "There's a 99% chance of shitstorm, AND IT'S COMIN' RIGHT AT YA!" Romano, over there.)



And then Italy decides to tell a joke about crime to Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Because apparently he's insane/clueless enough to actually get along with uberbitch Mary Sues.



GERMANY: 'Sup, Ukraine. I'm just distracting you so I can grab your food.
Seriously--the guests were all clearly starving, as the instant America even started cooking, they all sat down eagerly to wait...America served potato cress soup to all the spots at the table...and the next second after this picture, Germany had a bowl of soup and Ukraine had an empty setting. YOINK!

And how the hell does one spray crumbs out of soup, ROMANO.



See?
While Germany does an uncharacteristically wide-eyed WONDER expression at...something America is saying, Canada, of all nations, is being all cynical. Like: "Yeah right. Pull the other one, it's got bells on."
Meanwhile, the sink has gained sentience and learned how to wash its own dishes. Soon it will take over the world.



Italy spied on the neighbors earlier and is then SHOCKED when Vidcund Curious comes over to shove him. Ohmygod, the person I was staring at without permission got mad? I NEVER expected THAT!



RUSSIA: Hey, congrats on moving the hell out, creepy sister! (thumbs up)



Austria and Hungary? Still three-bolters.
FIGARO: I approve of this display.



Germany and Britain just made BFF's! Wow, there's a sentence I never thought I'd type.



CANADA: ARGH, BROTHER, YOUR PIANO PLAYING IS TERRIBLE!
HUNGARY: ARGH, YOUR BROTHER'S PIANO PLAYING IS TERRIBLE! WAIT, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?



Italy? Has learned nothing from the shoving incident. Five minutes ago.



RUSSIA: Saaaaay... (He's been wanting to Fall in Love for a while now--you know Family Sims. So maybe he should DO something about this, da?)
This is one of the most precious "longing from afar..." pictures I've ever seen/taken in the Sims, though.



Undeterred, America is STILL banging on the keys--and you know? I just realised how much I like this particular piano, with him. It looks like an Old Western honky-tonk kinda deal. :)



PRUSSIA: Hey babe. Check out MAH stick.
(oh god that expression...couldn't...resist...obvious...joke...HAHAHAHAHA :P)



Do you MIND?! Pure class, Prussia. Pure class.
(Apparently Belarus didn't care. She came in there to do something, and she DID it. Fucks--she did not give them. Or have any to give in the first place.)



Then Germany invites China to an innocent, friendly game of catch. With stitches!



Pool at the Embassy! Romano, Belarus, Austria and Prussia (out of shot) all spontaneously start an international billiards tournament while the flags of the Allies (and Axis, but also out of shot) flap symbolically overhead! Or, something.



D'AWWW. Russia Cheers Up Canada. Seriously, he's barely even lived in my game yet, and the interaction "Cheer Up" was already showing up on his "Appreciate" pie-menu. Oh, Canada. Why so appropriate?



Austria is so intense about his pool shot, he actually puts his fingers into the table. Um...ouch?



BELARUS
DOES NOT LIKE YOU.



More pool. I think I took this one for Romano's "thoughtful" expression.



Canada shy-dances to their phonograph and I take the opportunity to grab a close-up of him and show off his more accurate new hairdo. He still needs a plain hoodie with proper sleeves though, dangit.
(No, he's not a redhead. Well...maybe strawberry blonde. But the other blonde was way too light.)



WHOAH! Japan and...Ukraine? Really?
Let the completely unexpected pairings...COMMENCE! Only not, 'cos he just got turned down.



Awww. Poor baby. But I'm sure if you work at it, she'll...(checks relationship panel) Well of COURSE she turned you down, you've only got 22 points with her!
But ya know, if you're feeling lonely? You ARE kind of living in the same household with a guy with whom you have two bolts, 100 points, Best Friend status and a crush..the guy you were kissing up the arm on moving-in day...
(Germany, in case you were wondering. Who didn't see THAT one coming?



HUNGARY: (SPARKLES) I'm ready for my closeup!



AUSTRIA: As am I, but I trust you are going to get this over with soon?



PRUSSIA: Want some money to replace your camera? After it explodes from the AWESOME?

Mainly I wanted to show off the eyes I got these two--the originals (except Hungary's) were a bit too cartoony for me. I wanted something slightly more human but still with DEMONIC GLOWING COLOURS. And I got it. Look at those ruby vampire eyes of Prussia's. LOOK at them. Aren't they gorgeous?



Meanwhile, Russia makes my camera explode AGAIN. From the adorable.



Everyone gossips about Black Canary whenever they gossip in this household, but I can't recall her DOING anything all that scandalous...



(wibbles) OhmyGOD, Russia, why so distressed? :(



And he still looks like he's somewhere between terrified and about to cry. You want to know what's going on in this picture? Do you? Telling a joke.
And HE'S the one telling it!
Damn, Russia is crazy even as a Sim...and I DID NOT PROGRAM THAT. My god. I knew my game was "psychic", but this is ridiculous!

(My game has a long history of having Sims who are based off of existing characters act freakishly like their originals, in ways that go beyond anything I could ever do with personality points and turn-ons. It's like a running gag. After a while I learned to just enjoy the ride and stop trying to figure it out. :P)



GERMANY: I am zo...hungry...
AMERICA: DUDE WE'VE GOT BIGGER PROBLEMS OUT HERE!!



And that's where I'll leave you for a bit, dear viewers, as there aren't many decent cut-off points in a big ol' mess of just fooling around.
TUNE IN NEXT TIME--same Sim time, same Sim channel!