For the morbidly curious, here are the full stats. At least of stuff I bothered to screencap.

PROMOTIONS:

Lithuania: 8 (three of them in one session!)
Ukraine: 5
Taiwan: 4 (after entering a new job already several steps up, from a townie)
Ancient Greece: 4
Italy: 3
Spain: 6
Germany: 3
Britain: 3
Switzerland: 3
Romano: 1
France: 1
Turkey: 1
Mother Egypt: 1
Norway: 1


DEMOTIONS/FIRINGS:

Figaro (fired, then demoted at her second job) (yes, I'm counting the cat. :P)
Spain (fired)
Germany (demoted)
Turkey (fired)
Taiwan (demoted)
Italy (fired)
Lithuania (fired wait no, demoted?)


MENTAL BREAKDOWNS/ASPIRATION FAILURES:

Lithuania: 1 (shrink visit)
Switzerland: 2 (1 shrink visit, 1 aspiration failure)
Ukraine: 1 (aspiration failure)
Ancient Greece: 1 (shrink visit)

"Accidents":

4 (Italy (2), Taiwan, Germany, Romano)
(although I really didn't document these much. I'm SURE there were more.)


Pass-outs (not counting toddlers): 3 (Ukraine, Norway, the Nanny)


FIGHTS: Sealand vs. Molossia: 6 (Molossia 6, Sealand 0)
Britain vs. Ukraine: 3 (Britian 3, Ukraine 0)
Britain vs. Switzerland: 3 (Switzerland 1, Britain 2)
France vs. Ukraine: 2 (France 2, Ukraine 0)
Germany vs. Mother Egypt: 1 (Germany 1, Mother Egypt 0)
Russia vs. Spain: 1 (Russia 1, Spain 0)
Taiwan vs. Germany: 1 (Germany 1, Taiwan 0)
Norway vs. Germany: 1 (Norway 1, Germany 0)
Sealand vs. Vatican: 2 (Sealand 2, Vatican 0)
Taiwan vs. Romano: 2 (Taiwan 1, Romano 0--didn't screencap the first fight result)
Russia vs. Lithuania: 1 (Russia 1, Lithuania 0)
Sealand vs. Ladonia: 2 (Ladonia 2, Sealand 0)
Britain vs. Norway: 2 (didn't screencap results)
Cairo vs. Lei Shen: 1 (Cairo 1, Lei Shen 0)
Sealand vs. Veneziano: 1 (Veneziano 1, Sealand 0)


SKILL POINTS:

Lithuania: 2 Cooking, 2 Creativity, 1 Logic
Ancient Greece: 2 Charisma, 2 Logic, 1 Cleaning
Ukraine: 1 Creativity, 2 Body
Spain: 1 Cleaning, 1 Logic, 1 Creativity
Britain: 1 Logic
Mother Egypt: 3 Creativity
Germany: 1 Body, 1 Creativity, 1 Cleaning
Taiwan: 1 Logic
Liechtenstein: 3 Creativity
France: 1 Creativity, 3 Body
Norway: 1 Creativity
Switzerland: 2 Body, 1 Charisma
Sealand: 2 Creativity, 1 Body
Turkey: 1 Cleaning, 2 Creativity
Italy: 1 Creativity (at THIS house, anyway)
Latvia: 1 Cleaning, 1 Body
Estonia: 1 Cleaning, 1 Logic

Kid Skill Points:

Vatican: 1 Creativity (first kid to earn a point in the household)
Molossia: 5 Body (in one night!)
Berlin: 1 Creativity, 1 Body
Kepler: 1 Creativity
Change'e: 1 Logic
Lei Shen: 1 Creativity
Ladonia: 1 Cleaning
Odessa: 2 Creativity
Barcelona Vargas: 1 Charisma
Chernovtsy Lee: 2 Charisma, 2 Creativity
Brandenburg Ivanov: 2 Body
Memphis Zwingli: 1 Creativity


Good birthdays: 20
Bad birthdays: 6
Fires: (not counting bloody tree fires) 1
Sims hit by lightning: 1
Alien abductions: 3


PAIRINGS:
(aka The Stat You Were All Waiting For)

For the purposes of this scoresheet, we'll be counting only times when two characters actually...er, "score". Because if I counted every single time anybody so much as flirted, we'd be here FOR...EV...ERRRRRR.
...or I could just say "everybody" and be done with it. :P

Those pairings that resulted in offspring are marked with a *.

Lithuania + Russia
Russia + Taiwan
Ukraine + Romano* (Poltava Vargas)
(Off-screen: Romano + Belarus)
France + Britain* (Molossia, Ladonia, Sealand, & Vatican)
Ukraine + Lithuania* (Odessa Gervickas)
Spain + Italy* (Barcelona Vargas)
Germany + Russia* (Berlin Ivanova, Hannover Ivanov, Saxony Ivanova, & Brandenburg Ivanov, Mannheim Ivanov. Also a wedding. :))
Germany + Aliens* (Kepler)
Russia + Italy* (Veneziano Ivanov)
Russia + Switzerland
Lithuania + Ancient Greece* (Athens & Sparta Gervickas)
Lithuania + Taiwan
Taiwan + Aliens* (Chang'e & Lei Shen)
Ukraine + Taiwan* (Chernovtsy Lee)
(Britain + Germany--ALMOST!)
Mother Egypt + Switzerland* (Cairo & Memphis Zwingli, Tanis Zwingli)
France + Italy
Mother Egypt + Lithuania
Norway + Lithuania
Switzerland + Romano
(Off-screen/not at main house: Seychelles + Belgium, Poland + Greece)
Ancient Greece + Norway
Taiwan + Switzerland
Berlin Ivanova + Vatican
Turkey + Norway
Britain + Ukraine
Taiwan + Liechtenstein

This challenge really makes Sims into total horndogs! :P